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April 23, 2014 with 41,597 notes  — source, via
Anonymous asked:
i'd love to send smut if i could write worth a damn (by the way i'm a new anon hi hello)

WRITE ME SLUT AND ILL RATE IT WET/DRY

April 23, 2014 with 0 notes

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

April 23, 2014 with 328,785 notes  — source, via

sapient-wartortle:

dachsprache:

sapient-wartortle:

dachsprache:

sapient-wartortle:

Damn I made dachsprache mad

im always mad

Whoa calm down there Hulk

thats my nickname for my giant penis :’)

It gets big and green when you’re mad?

+ it tears off clothing

April 23, 2014 with 7 notes  —  via

send smut b4 i die

April 23, 2014 with 0 notes

sapient-wartortle:

dachsprache:

sapient-wartortle:

Damn I made dachsprache mad

im always mad

Whoa calm down there Hulk

thats my nickname for my giant penis :’)

April 23, 2014 with 7 notes  —  via

sapient-wartortle:

Damn I made dachsprache mad

im always mad

April 23, 2014 with 7 notes  —  via
Anonymous asked:
Oh, okay, I made a mistake. Yeah, you're rad and cool and cute please do not be sad

spank u

om so fucking quirky

April 23, 2014 with 1 note
ghoultears:

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April 23, 2014 with 255 notes  —  via
Anonymous asked:
I'm a bit saddened that you'd confuse me for him

I DIDNT SAY IT WAS HIM, SMH

April 23, 2014 with 0 notes